foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via hotboyproblems)

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via hotboyproblems)

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman, via stability)


fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

(via gnarly)


lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

(via gnarly)

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

(Source: fishingboatstops, via hotboyproblems)

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

jesuschristvevo:

im not racist i love jack black

(via hotboyproblems)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via gnarly)